owlonline:

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (2002)

Harry:
You’re running away? After all that stuff you did in your books?


Gilderoy Lockhart:
Books can be misleading…

Harry:
You wrote them!


Gilderoy Lockhart:
My dear boy, do use your common sense! My books wouldn’t have sold half
as well if people didn’t think *I’d* done all those things!

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