grandchild: grandma why are you so bitter??
me:*takes a swig of vodka*
me: *lights up cuban cigar*
me:*gazes out the window*
me: my otp will never be canon
*roll credits*
grandchild: grandma why are you so bitter??
me:*takes a swig of vodka*
me: *lights up cuban cigar*
me:*gazes out the window*
me: my otp will never be canon
*roll credits*