theavengers:

I’m not saying I’m responsible for this country’s longest run of uninterrupted peace in 35 years! I’m not saying that from the ashes of captivity, never has a Phoenix metaphor been more personified! I’m not saying Uncle Sam can kick back on a lawn chair, sipping on an iced tea, because I haven’t come across anyone man enough to go toe to toe with me on my best day! It’s not about me. It’s not about you, either. It’s about legacy, the legacy left behind for future generations. It’s not about us!

savedbythenotepad:

itsallavengers:

itsallavengers:

itsallavengers:

I’d like to imagine that Tony Stark’s facial hair is so Iconic™ that one day when he decides to shave it on a whim the entire world literally loses their collective shit

Tony: *Walks into Avengers meeting* Hi guys

Tony:

Tony: Why are you all screaming

Assassin: I’ve got Stark in my sights

Tony: *Turns around and shows his face*

Assassin: Wait who the fuck is this guy

In which Tony’s disguise is literally just him shaving off his beard and becoming an entirely different person.