dan on getting a gold hoop
Author: nefelimalfoy
clara oswald is beautiful [12/?]
8.15 – Man’s Best Friend with Benefits
sammy squint
Friend: OTP stands for One true pairing?
Me: Yes.
Friend: You can’t have more than one!
Me: Of course I can.
Friend: No. No, you can’t.
Me: Don’t believe me just watch~
*when I started to read Harry Potter*
Brain: Invest your life into this
Me: Why?
Brain: You gotta
hermione accidentally spilling some amortentia on herself in potions and all day she has people telling her she smells good and fred’s like “you smell the same as you always do????????”
Hermione: Guys, I’m not sure you’re allowed to do that.
George: Don’t worry about it.
Hermione: But it’s against the rules!
Fred: Don’t worry love, we have permission. *hands her a piece of paper*
Hermione: This is just a scrap of paper that says “we do what we want”.
Fred to Hermione: would you like to stay for dinner?
Molly *from the distance*: WOULD YOU LIKE TO STAY FOREVER?
“… we wanted people to remember that there’s a person inside that suit.”
me: you know that according to schrödinger, anything you put in a box is both dead AND alive
everyone at the funeral: *nervously stares at coffin*
schrödinger would have hated this interpretation of his work and i am HERE for it
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