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harrypotterdailly:

_{“Are you planning to follow a career in Magical Law, Miss Granger?”
“No, I’m not, I’m hoping to do some good in the world!}”

ourbloodynewtmas:

“Did you find it hard to breathe?
Did you cry so much that you could barely see?
You’re in the darkness all alone
And no one cares, there’s no one there.”

whoeveryoulovethemost:

Stay low, go fast. Kill first, die last. One shot, one kill. No luck, all skill.

nickhelmer:

mornington-the-crescent:

coolmanfromthepast:

huntsman-ash:

ask-pigpeter:

mathemagicalmlp:

disneyforprincesses:

Disney Ladies + Science (& “Science”). Thanks to our followers for ideas.

Yes, textile engineer. That’s not a fashion designer in any way.

You’ve obviously not watched the movie. She invented those fabrics to resist flame, turn invisible, resist high amounts of friction, and stretch infinite times, and avoid tear from bombs

she did a tad more than “design” them

(Id go so far as to say “tactical textile engineer”

And since the fabrics have to be comfortable as well, she’s a tactile tactical textile engineer.

And since the uniforms also had to look stylish and not gaudy, she’s a tasteful tactile tactical textile engineer.

And she’s the best at what she does, which makes her a talented tasteful tactile tactical textile engineer.

chancethereaper:

Bridesmaid to a waiter: What a beautiful wedding

Waiter, about to reveal that the poor groom’s bride is a whore: Oh you haven’t heard?

knightsofrens:

It’s a dangerous business, Frodo, going out your door. You step onto the road, and if you don’t keep your feet, there’s no knowing where you might be swept off to.

asheathes:

Animated posters // (click to enlarge)

ravenslunas:

i hate how reward systems never work for me like i can’t just say “if i finish this assignment i can have a cookie” bc my brain is like “…..or u could just have one right now” and i can’t argue with that logic

witchkiiller:

— 6.08

karadanverss:

I thought you were dead.

I thought you were smaller.