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My favourite bits of Deadpool 2 (Minor Spoilers)

• The opening credits: “Cinematography: Blind Al” “Written by: The real villains”
• Negasonic Teenage Warhead and Yukio being cute lesbians
• Wade telling Vanessa the reason he was late is that he was fighting a supervillain but then suddenly realised his mom’s name was also Martha
• Yukio and Deadpool’s super sweet friendship
• “Dubstep never dies”
• Wade getting Cable to prove he’s from the future by asking him what the most recent Sharknado film is
• Colossus’s proud face when Deadpool copies his ‘four or five moments’ speech
• Negasonic Teenage Warhead’s middle finger when Deadpool copies the ‘four or five moments’ speech
• Deadpool ending said speech by shooting a paedophile in the head
• Deadpool telling his team that if everything goes to plan there’ll be no need for a third act
• The little news clip with the rolling headlines underneath talking about actors who turned down roles in Deadpool 2
• Dopinder comparing himself to Kirsten Dunst
• “Hey big guy. The sun’s getting real low.”
• Russell calling the superhero industry discriminatory because you don’t see any plus-size superheroes
• ‘Black Black Widow’
• Every single time Deadpool breaks the fourth wall
• Wade’s musical Logan figurine
• The James Bond style opening
• “Don’t fuck Elvis” “Don’t fuck Colossus”
• Deadpool grabbing Colossus’s ass after hugging him
• Wade referring to Cable as having a “winter soldier arm”
• The Basic Instinct parody scene
• Wade actually having stashed the cure for blindness under the floorboards next to some cocaine
• Wade gently singing ‘Do you want to build a snowman?’ to Weasel
• Weasel stopping Cable mid-monologue to tell him everything he knows without even being tortured
• “Who are you?” “I’m Batman.”
• Russell repeatedly standing up to the biggest guy in prison and repeatedly getting punched in the face
• Terry Crews!
• Deadpool making fun of the CGI fight between Colossus and Juggernaut
• “I want our kid to be a boy. Or a girl. Definitely one or the other.”
• Deadpool wearing a stripper outfit and wig on top of his supersuit
• Domino and Deadpool politely debating whether or not luck is a superpower
• Wade complaining that without super powers he’s basically Hawkeye
• The scene where Domino really needs a bus and one just crashes through the wall
• Domino’s powers in general
• Deadpool calling Josh Brolin ‘Thanos’
• The X-Men cameo
• The Brad Pitt Cameo
• The original Deadpool cameo
• “So dark. You’re sure you’re not from the DC universe?”
• Deadpool listing his favourite comic issues featuring Juggernaut while Juggernaut picks him up and throws him on a cast iron spiked fence
• Deadpool shooting Ryan Reynolds in the head to stop him playing Green Lantern
• “We’re gonna form a super duper fucking group: we need them tough, morally flexible and young enough to carry a franchise for 10-12 years.”
• Wade signing the mutant kid’s cereal box as Ryan Reynolds
• Wade pretending he can use Cerebro to see the future
• Wade: “He’s standing right behind you, isn’t he?”
• Negasonic Teenage Warhead accusing Deapool of being homophobic
• Deadpool accusing everyone else of being racist
• Deadpool making Cable promise not to judge people by the colour of their skin, but by the content of their character
• Deadpool calling the X-Men “an outdated 60s allegory for racism”
• Deadpool’s X-Man in training T-shirt
• Everyone correcting Deadpool when he calls himself an X-Man, reminding him he is only a trainee
• Russell’s pen (hidden in his prison wallet)
• Wade’s look of mild annoyance as he’s stabbed through the hand with Russell’s pen
• Deadpool using that guy’s loincloth to wipe blood out of his eye
• Cable telling Deadpool he reminds him of his wife
• Wade using his own arm as a garrotte to strangle Cable with
• Wade wanting to find a planet full of aliens who are worse than humans, so that he can go and be Superman to them
• Dopinder killing a paedophile with his taxi