Author: nefelimalfoy

aurrorpotter:

THE HOGWARTS CHALLENGE: [4/7] relationships → Harry and Sirius

“He was my mum and dad’s best friend. He’s a convicted murderer, but he’s broken out of wizard prison and he’s on the run. He likes to keep in touch with me, though… keep up with my news… check if I’m happy… ”

doctorstrangeincorrectquotes:

Strange: I have an idea.

Tony: Yes?

Strange: Let’s go to Wakanda, you can use vibranium to build the most powerful armor ever, combine your tech with Shuri’s. We can unite the Avengers again and use the Time stone to see the possible outcomes and plan the ultimate victory, what do you think?

Tony: Your plan sucks. Let’s just attack Thanos, you, me, the kid.

Strange: This movie should be named “The Suicide Squad”.

Tony: Look, only I have the right to sass around here. Now, it’s my plan or nothing.

Strange: *passive aggressive* Fine. Let’s do YOUR way. Sooo when you’re dying girl, don’t come to me like ahh sorry you were right, help meeee okay?

Tony: OKAY. *passive aggressive*

Two hours later: …

Strange: THANOS SPARE HIS LIFE!!!

sherlokiedxmagic:

Loki: I’m not a witch.

Thor: Then why do you dress like one?

Loki: …..

Loki: oKAY FIRST OF ALL BITCH STFU WITH YOUR HOMELESS, TRUCK DRIVER LOOKIN’ ASS AND CRUSTY HAIR, THERE IS ONE THING THAT I HAVE THAT YOU DO NOT AND THAT IS C L A S S SO DONT TELL ME-