blackregulus:

jk rowling: draco malfoy? the sixteen year old who was corrupted by his parents twisted views from the moment he was born? what an evil shit luring idiot girls into his dastardly clutches with his devastating good looks he is worse than voldemort probably

jk rowling: severus snape? the 30 year old stalker who was unceasingly cruel to children for no reason? my dear child who i love more than life? yes he is a brave prince truly and i should have named the books after him instead of harry

chantosakura:

tomsfireheart:

SCARLET WITCH: *destroys mind stone*. (To Thanos) You want it? Go GET IT! *throws her moneyclip–silver, engraved– toward Thor*

THANOS: (confused about whether the stone is destroyed or kept in a fancy money clip) *follows the moneyclip*

ROCKET AND GROOT: *kick upward to throw him off his rhythm*

THOR: *hits him with a phonebook, the mightiest of all weapons*

BLACK WIDOW: *stealthily plants drugs on him*

CAPTAIN AMERICA: What’s this?

THANOS: That’s not mine!

CAPTAIN AMERICA: Oh yeah? It was in your Infinity Gauntlet!

BLACK PANTHER: Arrest this man.

THANOS: (now he’s cryin’)

S͕̞̼̱͇͎͍͆ͫ̂̆̆̾̈͘͜͝T̉̾͐̍͌͢҉͍͕̤̙Ȑ̛̍͐͊ͬ̂̑̄͏̘͓E̩̊ͧ̀͘E̼͉̯̠͚̩͒̈ͯ͌̈́̊̅̽͢T̴ͣ͊́ͥ̓̅́̉̊͝҉͎̯͍ ͎́̈́ͧ͜Ś̡̙̹̱̝̭ͦ̉̒ͦ̾͂̈́̚M̭̤͈̽̎ͫ̐͝A̴̹͙̳̓͂͘R̘̬ͪ̈ͩͫ̍͆́T̵̳̬̘͚̺̦̠̏̽ͬͅS̘̗̪̱̍̎̈̈́̏̓

just-shower-thoughts:

Spiders are probably the only web developers who would be happy to discover bugs