How it should have gone

chantosakura:

tomsfireheart:

SCARLET WITCH: *destroys mind stone*. (To Thanos) You want it? Go GET IT! *throws her moneyclip–silver, engraved– toward Thor*

THANOS: (confused about whether the stone is destroyed or kept in a fancy money clip) *follows the moneyclip*

ROCKET AND GROOT: *kick upward to throw him off his rhythm*

THOR: *hits him with a phonebook, the mightiest of all weapons*

BLACK WIDOW: *stealthily plants drugs on him*

CAPTAIN AMERICA: What’s this?

THANOS: That’s not mine!

CAPTAIN AMERICA: Oh yeah? It was in your Infinity Gauntlet!

BLACK PANTHER: Arrest this man.

THANOS: (now he’s cryin’)

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